When you’re walking behind people to class no one can even see that you’re there
You have to use the lint tray to get your clothes out of the top dryer
Worst day ever when you have to reach something on the top shelf in the University store…..
Your legs dangle off your chair in 4 out of your 5 classes. Anyone else think those LA building seats are too dang high!
People constantly ask you if you’re a freshman. (I’m sorry but height does not directly correlate to age!)
Half of your Towson gear is from the kids section of the University Store
You have to stand at all football games so you can see the field
You were super bummed when you found out there’s a height requirement to be Doc..
Large men **cough football and basketball players cough** think it’s OK to constantly lift you over their heads and sometimes even use you to play catch with….
The phrase “that thing is bigger than you!” is said anytime you go to pick something up
Having to adjust every single machine at Burdick to the smallest setting… and it still being to big….
Being asked “How does that even work” when you date someone over 6 foot
Short men just assume that you are their soulmate
The peephole in your dorm room is too high so you need a step stool to see out of it
The school store’s size small is still a dress on you
People think it’s funny to use you as an armrest while waiting in line at Paws/P-tux
You’ve never seen the top of another person’s head….what does that even look like?
…..But we know being short is the greatest thing ever!!!
Case and point.