The SGA Debate is in like 7 days, and I’m pretty excited about it. You’re probably sitting there reading this like “why is this girl excited about an SGA debate…” WELL HAVE NO FEAR! I’ll tell you. Let’s just think back about debates that we have watched in the past. Debates can get nasty, or hilarious. Let’s be real about how this debate can go. 1) A candidate could completely bomb and make a fool of themselves, like this.
2) A candidate could announce that they are Iron Man, like this. and then just walk out like BOOM. roasted. 3) We could see the first bloom of the next Olivia Pope. How awesome would that be. 4) Some student could bring up some top secret Towson spy ring or a Towson fight club and catch a candidate totally off guard, and they’re just like and then the student is like my work here is done. 5) A student could bring up something actually important, and the candidate will either: A) Completely gloss over the question and give an answer that has absolutely no relation. B) Say something actually worth hearing and they’re all satisfied like C) Completely gloss over the question and turn it into a lame dig at their opponent 6) Or all of this could happen, and you would miss it because you didn’t feel like going. Just in case all of this awesome stuff happens simultaneously, make sure you’re there! It’s at 8PM Monday in the commons ballroom so get some food and then head over and watch the best debate you’ve ever seen in person ever. -Lexy