You Know You Go To Towson When…..

You cringe a little when you hear the words “Glen,” “construction,” and “no crosswalk”–

–And on the inside you’re like…

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Frogger is a game that is your actual life.

We’ve all done the “switchfoot” across Osler Drive.

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You cry a little and swerve the ish’ out of your car when you see an open parking space…midday.

You’d better buy a lotto ticket after that!

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When you walk into paws your immediate reaction is to leave.

“Aint nobody got time for that line.”

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You go to Ptux late and die a little inside because you realize it closes earlier than everything else.

“But I just wanted creamy pesto pasta!”

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Every semester you find a new route to class because of construction…

…and it doesn’t even phase you anymore.

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A dining worker named Sabrina makes your day so much better.

Admit it, you feel awesome when you hear “How you doing, baby?”

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You get a text from your local police department almost everyday…

…and it’s sadly probably more texts than you get from friends

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You get really excited when walking to class because you’re sure to run into three people you know on the way.

Can you say “popular?”….Or is this school just small?

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Every time you see a man dressed as a tiger you just go crazy.

He’s just so fluffy!

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“Uptown” to you is just a mall and bars…

…but you make it work

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You see someone casually smoking near a building on-campus…

…and you really just don’t know what to do!anigif_enhanced-buzz-6286-1379526576-21

And a mouse tells you what’s going on on-campus—

A really cool mouse if I do say so myself.

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But despite all these things, Towson is still the best place in your eyes…

…because where else would any of these things be funny?

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-B Naps

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